How To Get Items From AJHQ

     For those who don't know, you can get free items from AJHQ. Many people do know how to do this, which is why a million people have rares and items that are wanted. Anyways, I'll show you step-by-step how to get free rares:

1. Call AJHQ. Their number is 888-340-7313.

2. Get your parents or someone who has a deep voice on the phone. Why? Because you need your 'parent's permission' or else it's considered 'illegal.' 

3. Once they believe that you have your parent's permission, tell them you got scammed. (Eg. "My ________ [insert item that you want] was scammed by ________ [insert some random username].) 

4. If you're convincing enough, they will actually send you the items. 

     If you don't believe me, here's some proof: 

Yes, they've even sent Founder's Hats. That goes to show that they'll be willing to send anything, no matter the rarity. Maybe they'll even by willing to send BETA Tiaras, BETA Creature Masks, or BETA Eyeball Hats? Who knows? People have done it before and it still works. Although people are claiming it's fake, you cannot e-mail AJHQ. Seriously, they're bastards when it comes to replying e-mails. 

      Please note that this doesn't have a 100% chance of working. It really depends on your acting skills. If you're a virtuous person, I do not recommend you doing this because it is, in fact, a way of cheating. 

New Welcoming Tutorial

     There's a new welcoming tutorial and it sucks. Just saying, it's super corny. Her voice sounds childish and it's weird. 

     She starts off by saying: "Welcome to your new home!" Wait, does this mean every single animal is adopted? Your life has been a lie. 

     Then you have to follow in her footsteps and she guides you into some forest where people welcome you. 

     Whoa there, Peck, what if I don't want to follow you?

     Afterwards, you design your animal and go through the same routine you always do. 

But this time, she rewards you with 1,500 gems. You start with 1,000, so now you have 2,500. 

     In the end, Peck just kicks you out and makes you go venture on your own. 

     Be sure to go to your den if you want her to annoy you more.

There's a reward though: 150 gems. I guess no pain, no gain, right? 

     In conclusion, the tutorial's pretty annoying (in my opinion), but I guess the gems you receive do pay off. What do you think of the tutorial? Go make a new animal and try it out.

Animal Jam - The Unreleased Toilet?!

     Okay, this is a leaked image, definitely... But the good news is: TOILETS ARE COMING TO JAMAA! I have been waiting for one of these for I don't know how long! It doesn't have the best looks, but it's better than using a wooden chair... If you don't know what I mean: 

     In the picture, the toilet is also wooden. Seriously, what's with Animal Jam and wood? Wooden sinks, wooden computers, wooden TVs, wooden fridges, wooden pianos, and now wooden toilets? But we can all agree the toilet can stop this from happening: 

     Get it? Hahaha. Wait, just, nevermind. The toilet is a huge relief to all the animals (especially the reindeer) because when you gotta go, you gotta go.

     As you can see, there's some water inside the toilet and a flush handle. Oooh, maybe you can click the flush handle and the water would flush down? That would surely be a neat idea.

Animal Jam - Rare Item Thursday?!

     Yes, yes, I know it's a Friday, but yesterday, AJHQ released a new rare: the Rare Pink Purse! It has a dark pink body and baby blue straps. Maybe someone hacked into AJHQ and released it? Or an AJHQ employee accidentally released it before the release date? Anyhow, I think it will be re-released again on Monday, don't you? This is quite peculiar though. The good news is that it's available for non-members too! It costs 850 gems and could be the new fashion statement (although I doubt it).

Animal Jam - (Dens) - Greely's Hideout

     Greely Hideout, a pretty evil-looking den, is on the market for 7 diamonds. Sure, it's quite expensive, but you have to look at what you're getting in order to decide if this den is truly for you. 

    It's a underground den–no surprise there. You go to your left and down, down, down into what looks like pits of lava. There are purple pipes are there to make sure you don't touch that boiling lava! There are also a few rooms where you can place villainous items too. Once you reach the top room, there will be a slide for you to slide down on. So I guess most Animal Jam dens have childish features... I have to admit that slide is pretty fun.

     As you keep descending, there will be some rocky stairs where you can go down into 'deep hell,' you might say. You'll see some bridges here and there, but the center of all this, Greely's lava mouth.  Don't let yourself touch that thing, you could become corrupted.

     Now, you go back up. There are numerous rooms that you can place items in and caves of precious amethyst. At the very top, you'll see a haunted castle looking thing. Is that the phantom king's castle? Maybe AJHQ will release a den and/or adventure looking just like that! Or perhaps we'll never know...

Animal Jam - Dancing Mira In Play Wild BETA!

     So you've all heard of Play Wild. Well, now there's dancing Mira! Mira dances when there are 4 or more players that dance. So Animal Jam has taught us that statues can dance? Mira does some random swirl with her wings and stuff. Maybe there's going to be a heron animal? That'd be cool if that was the next flying animal, don't ya think? 

Animal Jam - A Strange Username

     Okay, let's be honest, we've seen some pretty bizarre usernames over the past few years of Animal Jam. But could this be the strangest? How can you even do a punctuation like that? The username reminds me of an owl, too bad the Jammer is a non-member. Haha. 

     Anyhow, how did the person get it? Is it just a glitch? Or did they hack? I think both theories are plausible. If Animal Jam lets us do these cool punctuations in our usernames, I wonder what kind of crazy, wacky, and silly usernames Jammers will think of! 

Animal Jam - (Parties) - Bounce House Party

      The Bounce Horse Party is a great way to hop your way to happiness! It was amazing effects and cool items for sale. The Bounce House Party will promise you joy and delight! 

      Let's start off with the first coolest thing–you don't need to 'hop' to actually bounce. The bounce house forces you to jump, no matter what animal! Gee, it's pretty fun!

       Then there's the shop, which sells inflatable-looking items. There's the inflatable lamps, sofas, and some others. You can change the colour of the items too. Mind you that they DO NOT make you hop when you place it in your den (such a shame). 

      Next, there's the slides. They're pretty boring though, mainly because they are very short, and you can't extract much fun from them. Oh well... They also do not make you hop when you go on one. That would be just strange... and fun at the same time! 

     The last–and the most boring–part of the party are just the relaxation areas. There are some inflatable couches to sit on. Here, just chill and loosen up.

     In conclusion, the party is pretty fun–for the first 5 minutes. Trust me, when I was done taking all these pictures, it was getting pretty boring and tame. But what do you expect? All Animal Jam parties keep you busy for 3-5 minutes and then becomes uninteresting. 

Animal Jam - Owls, Bounce House Party, And More!

     I don't usually post about updates, because most of them are pretty lame. They're usually new items or something like that. But this one is pretty big. 

     There's a new animal, the owl. It's a NEW flying animal, and it might be for 10 diamonds (most likely). Hopefully, AJHQ will create more animal space for this. I don't even have space for a polar bear. 

      Then, there's the Bounce House Party. It looks pretty fun (for now), but is sure to get boring after 5 minutes. Hopefully there will be some new and cool items! But all in all, I'm just hoping they put a bounce effect in the party. 

           Another thing they did is letting us vote on NEW den sets. In my opinion, the Pizza Parlor is ultra cool. Come on, it's pizza! Who doesn't like that savoury Italian treat? With gooey cheese, flavourful toppings, and an appetizing crust, the pizza set should (and might) delight you! Vote now! You have 3 den sets to choose from: Deep Space, Pizza Parlor, and Paint Studio. I believe the pizza parlor will win (no offense). 

      The last thing they did was they brought us pet pandas. In reality, I couldn't care less. Pets really don't benefit you in any way, so it's just there for show. But these pandas do bring the Chinese feeling out. So if you're Chinese, they might be something you look forward to! 

Animal Jam - (Parties) - New Year's Party 2015

     Every new year, Animal Jam hosts a New Year's Party. And every year, it's almost the same, except the items are a bit different. The cold icy snow fort hosts the New Year's party. With fun slides, delectable foods, extravagant music, and beautiful landscape, this party will surely amuse you (and then you'll get bored after 5 minutes). 

     There are 2 slides at the party, a fun one, and a boring one. The icy coldness is sure to make you shiver! Be sure to wear a warm coat before going on. Trust me, it has the potential to freeze your butt! Wait, no it doesn't. Mind you that this is just a game.

     And of course, the "food"! Or you may call them clickables. These are able to spice up your time at the party on any day (no, not really)! There are 2 clickables–the lollipop and the cake. 

      Don't forget the music! The party may be there for you to look at, but your ears play a huge role too. The music is sure to cheer you up when you're feeling glum. Why not dance to this whimsical tune as you party with your friends? 

     Then there's the landscape. Such a beautiful sky to look at. Also, a secret hidden castle. Too bad Animal Jam did not allow us to explore it. Who knows who's inside it? Is it haunted? Even though you can't do THAT, you can stare up at the starry skies. The bright and loud fireworks are there flashing before your eyes. With an assortment of fireworks, there's no wonder that the New Year's Party IS the place to be! 

Animal Jam - 500,000 Views!

     Whoa, we've reached 500,000 views! That's a pretty huge accomplishment. That's half a million, and a million is a lot. I couldn't have done this without all of you! And to celebrate, I am hosting a party (as always). There will also be a giveaway of Planet Walls. Hopefully you guys are interested! 

Time: January 6, 2015 at 4:00 pm PST/5:00 pm MST/6:00 pm CST/7:00 pm EST

Where: MeiAn's den

Please attend if you can! Invite friends! 

Animal Jam On Mobile Devices?

     So, apparently Animal Jam is going to be on Android devices. The app is called Play Wild,  which might be different from Animal Jam. Anyways, you can now BETA test it. I wonder how it's going to be like. New items? New (hopefully better) chat? Will there be trading? Will you be using your Animal Jam account will you be creating an entirely new one? There are just sooooo many questions. 

       Even though I have Android, I'm not incredibly excited. I may not even download the app (ahem, it takes storage). But will you? I feel bad for the people who have iOS though. Hopefully, Play Wild will be more fun. This was announced by Clark Stacey, Animal Jam's CEO. If you want to test it, please click here. Not all of you may BETA test it, you need to be selected; but the next round will be in a few weeks.