Owls Are Here But Not New Animal Slots

     I know that a million people are super excited for the owl. To be honest, I am too. But the fact that Animal Jam didn't make new animal slots saddens me. First of all, AJHQ has always made new animal slots so you can have one of every animal. When they released the polar bear, I couldn't wait for the bear and the new animal slots. Sadly, they didn't make new slots.

     Now that the owl has been released, they still haven't. Even though the owl is a really cool animal and all, I think that they should up their gigabyte game a bit. I get that it costs money to buy storage and such, but that's why people pay for the game, is it not? 

     Even though I have enough diamonds to buy the owl (37), I won't really be happy getting it. Why can't Animal Jam just make new slots? It's kinda unfair, if you ask me.

     Enough with the slot problem, let's move onto the owl. It costs 10 diamonds and is the SECOND flying animal. It's not the best in looks, unfortunately. The owl animal is as small as a bunny for some bizarre reason.

Owl Dance Preview

     I am SO excited (read that in sarcasm). So the owl dance has been leaked. How come everything is being leaked? Anyways, it looks pretty weird. This is from Special Delivery by the way. My rate is 6/10.

How To Get Items From AJHQ

     For those who don't know, you can get free items from AJHQ. Many people do know how to do this, which is why a million people have rares and items that are wanted. Anyways, I'll show you step-by-step how to get free rares:

1. Call AJHQ. Their number is 888-340-7313.

2. Get your parents or someone who has a deep voice on the phone. Why? Because you need your 'parent's permission' or else it's considered 'illegal.' 

3. Once they believe that you have your parent's permission, tell them you got scammed. (Eg. "My ________ [insert item that you want] was scammed by ________ [insert some random username].) 

4. If you're convincing enough, they will actually send you the items. 

     If you don't believe me, here's some proof: 

Yes, they've even sent Founder's Hats. That goes to show that they'll be willing to send anything, no matter the rarity. Maybe they'll even by willing to send BETA Tiaras, BETA Creature Masks, or BETA Eyeball Hats? Who knows? People have done it before and it still works. Although people are claiming it's fake, you cannot e-mail AJHQ. Seriously, they're bastards when it comes to replying e-mails. 

      Please note that this doesn't have a 100% chance of working. It really depends on your acting skills. If you're a virtuous person, I do not recommend you doing this because it is, in fact, a way of cheating. 

New Welcoming Tutorial

     There's a new welcoming tutorial and it sucks. Just saying, it's super corny. Her voice sounds childish and it's weird. 

     She starts off by saying: "Welcome to your new home!" Wait, does this mean every single animal is adopted? Your life has been a lie. 

     Then you have to follow in her footsteps and she guides you into some forest where people welcome you. 

     Whoa there, Peck, what if I don't want to follow you?

     Afterwards, you design your animal and go through the same routine you always do. 

But this time, she rewards you with 1,500 gems. You start with 1,000, so now you have 2,500. 

     In the end, Peck just kicks you out and makes you go venture on your own. 

     Be sure to go to your den if you want her to annoy you more.

There's a reward though: 150 gems. I guess no pain, no gain, right? 

     In conclusion, the tutorial's pretty annoying (in my opinion), but I guess the gems you receive do pay off. What do you think of the tutorial? Go make a new animal and try it out.

Animal Jam - The Unreleased Toilet?!

     Okay, this is a leaked image, definitely... But the good news is: TOILETS ARE COMING TO JAMAA! I have been waiting for one of these for I don't know how long! It doesn't have the best looks, but it's better than using a wooden chair... If you don't know what I mean: 

     In the picture, the toilet is also wooden. Seriously, what's with Animal Jam and wood? Wooden sinks, wooden computers, wooden TVs, wooden fridges, wooden pianos, and now wooden toilets? But we can all agree the toilet can stop this from happening: 

     Get it? Hahaha. Wait, just, nevermind. The toilet is a huge relief to all the animals (especially the reindeer) because when you gotta go, you gotta go.

     As you can see, there's some water inside the toilet and a flush handle. Oooh, maybe you can click the flush handle and the water would flush down? That would surely be a neat idea.

Animal Jam - Rare Item Thursday?!

     Yes, yes, I know it's a Friday, but yesterday, AJHQ released a new rare: the Rare Pink Purse! It has a dark pink body and baby blue straps. Maybe someone hacked into AJHQ and released it? Or an AJHQ employee accidentally released it before the release date? Anyhow, I think it will be re-released again on Monday, don't you? This is quite peculiar though. The good news is that it's available for non-members too! It costs 850 gems and could be the new fashion statement (although I doubt it).

Animal Jam - (Dens) - Greely's Hideout

     Greely Hideout, a pretty evil-looking den, is on the market for 7 diamonds. Sure, it's quite expensive, but you have to look at what you're getting in order to decide if this den is truly for you. 

    It's a underground den–no surprise there. You go to your left and down, down, down into what looks like pits of lava. There are purple pipes are there to make sure you don't touch that boiling lava! There are also a few rooms where you can place villainous items too. Once you reach the top room, there will be a slide for you to slide down on. So I guess most Animal Jam dens have childish features... I have to admit that slide is pretty fun.

     As you keep descending, there will be some rocky stairs where you can go down into 'deep hell,' you might say. You'll see some bridges here and there, but the center of all this, Greely's lava mouth.  Don't let yourself touch that thing, you could become corrupted.

     Now, you go back up. There are numerous rooms that you can place items in and caves of precious amethyst. At the very top, you'll see a haunted castle looking thing. Is that the phantom king's castle? Maybe AJHQ will release a den and/or adventure looking just like that! Or perhaps we'll never know...